Texas Chainsaw 3D – Movie Review by Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann reviews Texas Chainsaw 3D, starring Alexandra Daddario, Dan Yeager, Tremaine “Trey Songz” Neverson, Scott Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, James MacDonald, Thom Barry, Paul Rae, Richard Riehle, Bill Moseley and Gunnar Hansen. Directed by John Luessenhop.

Comments

WOLFPACK LEADER says:

I guess I’m an Idiot for Liking this movie.

LoyalT1987 says:

“Welcome to Texas, mother fucker!” – Said by person not from Texas to Leatherface who is from Texas.

Anthony Gonzalez says:

lol I thought it was okay for the kind of movie it was

Jacque AP says:

I liked this movie

Matthew B says:

Can’t be worse than the host that movie was the most pissed I’ve been watching a movie i saw it at 2 in the morning and was pissed and was phasing in and out and I get the plot but he kept demanding you to get the message which was annoying af

Edward Reeves says:

Chris didn’t even mention the terrible timeline plot hole. The baby is born in 1974, the grandma died in 2012 (as seen on her grave), but Alexandra Daddario is in her mid 20s, with her typical ‘Hollywood teen’ friends. There are three better ways to solve this: 1) Have the movie set in the 90s. 2) Have her be a baby’s teen daughter, not the baby herself. 3) Get an actress who can be (or pull off to be) 38 years old.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER says:

It’s worth watching because holy shit Alexandra daddario is one of the hottest people alive

Out of Commission says:

Yeah, how did that sick fucker become the mayor? I wonder the same thing.

john simpson says:

so you are saying this movie rocks!

Christopher Bostic says:

This movie pissed me off, OH MY GAWD!!!!

itsanolive says:

I like that a few years ago, Chris was still hoping Hollywood would stop putting out bad movies in January, but in 2017 he just expects it and makes a joke out of it.

Shannon Reynolds says:

Bill Mosley did a cameo appearance in the beginning and was in the 2nd way back when in the 80s which was a spoof of the first. He also did “The Texas Chainsaw Manicure” as a film student for a class and it was funny and the prof like it as it was original. The original Leatherface was in it too so I thought I would give it a try.
I can’t say the acting was bad, but I do agree that it needed more direction and it could have been a descent movie if it had more attention paid to it and retold this or re-imagined it differently. They have done this to other movies and though it was not like the original, some ended up being rather good movies. Clint Eastwood’s son was in it too, played the Mayor’s son. I would give it a D+ to C- because of some of the names and actor doing the best they could with very little direction and some of the photography was good in the beginning and it had Bill Mosley in it.

The Wolverine says:

This was back when you were not nearly as popular

AManWithAUsername says:

I use to think the movie is okay but few months later when I re watch it; it was horrible. I gave it a 2.5/10

Amber_sprinkles Lee says:

Texas Chainsaw next Gen,Jason x worst horror movies

Faith Adams says:

I only watched it cuz Alexandra Daddario is in it tbh

Lone Wolf says:

I get what your saying but I still enjoyed as I have all the texas chainsaw massacre films

noah harper says:

It’s really not that bad fr

piperathegates2112 says:

Although Ive enjoy most of your reviews, this one was pretty weak. I get that you hated it, but just saying that over and over isn’t much of a review. Some more specifics would be have been nice. For example, you didn’t even mention the most glaring problem, which was the timeline. The movie isn’t good, but it isn’t the worse thing ever. It’s not even the worse one of the series.

thegrimyeaper says:

Tobe Hooper was excited and proud to tell people about this remake of his film. What the fuck was going on in his brain?

박종덕 says:

Summary : Do not see the movie Texas Chainsaw massacre
Actually I already saw this and actresses were so nice but you know others were like wtf

The Band of Brotherhood says:

They had the original leather face actor in this film he was the best part of the film, but true this movie is God awful.

Colby 'Nerd Bashing' Covington says:

THIS is what u call diss liking something before you even watched it before he seen the movie he had it made up in his mind that he would disslike this movie before he even watched it

Brayden Dean says:

Texas Chainsaw 3D is a good movie, I watched it last night and enjoyed it. It was the 2nd best one in the TCM franchise

Robert Cadav says:

This is an odd case where i disagree . I really liked this move and it’s one of the handful of blurays I own .

Kenneth Kingdon-Korab says:

Chris, I know you can’t endorse this because it’s technically illegal, but pirating was around in 2013 lol. I’m gonna pirate the shit out of it like I did Samurai Cop and Dragon Ball Evolution just because i’m curious as hell to see how bad it is lol. Also, Samurai Cop was fucking hilarious and Dragon Ball was sad. They were 2 different types of bad imo. Not sure where this is gonna fall, maybe in the middle where 2 girls one cup is (aroused, yet grossed out),

jared brown says:

Review the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

HonkYourChomp says:

Whaaat I love this movie

Masterbuilder 164 gaming and reviews says:

I just saw this movie I laughed my ass off

jakes_ magic_ says:

the best parts were the leatherface parts

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